CLICK HERE FOR WEDNESDAY'S P.M. HOT CLICKS.The New Jersey Nets set a record for the worst start in NBA history last night. A 117-101 loss to the Mavericks dropped the Nets to 0-18. Apparently, whoever runs the team's Web site doesn't want you to know about the level of futility that's been reached because it's not even mentioned in their lead story. In fact, the tease reads, "On Wednesday night at the IZOD Center, Chris Douglas-Roberts scored a game-high 24 points, yet the Nets lost to the Dallas Mavericks, 117-101. Devin Harris added 17 points." Um, you kinda left out a pretty big part of the story. Especially when the club is now being compared to the 2008 Detroit Lions. Anyway, I noticed that only because I was headed over to the section of the site that features the Nets' cheerleaders, so I could show that there are some good things about the franchise. And there are plenty of fascinating things about Jersey, as we'll see tonight with the debut of Jersey Shore on MTV.
It's All About Jersey
New Jersey Nets Dancers :: David Dow/Getty Images
The Deuce of Davenport has unearthed a Seattle Seahawks music video from the '80s and I can't recommend it enough. You won't find a catchier beat. Meanwhile, Devon, of Los Angeles, sends in this 1983 Pepsi commercial featuring the New York Giants. It's not as good as the Seahawks' video, but it's just as embarrassing.
Oldies But Goodies
Arizona Diamondbacks reliever Clay Zavada recently won the "Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year Award," and he was overwhelmed by the honor. Meanwhile, the Minnesota Wild players just shaved the mustaches they grew for the charity, Movember, and they've put together a tribute that will pull on your heartstrings.
Facial Hair News
This is how you handle the Tiger Woods story. If you're Jon Stewart, you take the absurd amount of news coverage and mash it up withBohemian Rhapsody. If you're Jimmy Kimmel, you visit a local barbershop to get people's take on the saga.
Thank God For These Guys
Jon Stewart, Jimmy Kimmel :: Getty Images
A few weeks ago, Hot Clicks linked up a post from BroBible.com about the top mancaves. Well, the site is back with a look at the 25 mandatory items for every mancave.
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The Phoenix Suns have a very important message for you this holiday season.
Sports Video Of The Day
Best car wash ever. (Thanks to Colin, of Boston, for the link.)
Bizarre Video Of The Day
James Lipton warns you about the dangers of sexting.
James Lipton Video Of The Day