Hot Clicks: Hope Dworaczyk; LeBron James offered free lap dances for life

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I take two days off to pull a Ken Griffey and a Keith Hernandez and I miss a ton of good stories. I know Andy Gray kept you up to date on things, but I need to comment on one item he covered yesterday, and that's Hope Dworaczyk being named the Playboy Playmate of the Year. First off, I want to congratulate Dworaczyk because she's been a Hot Clicks favorite who has been featured in this space a few times (including here and here). I need to thank Gray for not using Dworaczyk's picture, so I was able to do so today. Lastly, you may have heard that Dworaczyk's spread in the magazine will be in 3-D. We all should be thankful for that because it's given us this video that ranks pretty high on the unintentional humor scale. (Thanks to Jeff Stewart, of Allentown, Pa., for the link.)

You Gotta Have Hope

Hope Dworaczyk :: Michael Kovac /Getty Images

LeBron James has taken a beating in the blogosphere (and was called out by Charles Barkley) after last night's dismal 15-point effort. With the Cavs on the brink of elimination and James possibly one game away from leaving the Cavs, potential suitors have stepped up their efforts. Well, "potential suitors" might be the wrong phrase. It's more like fans of the potential suitors. For example, the Web site SendLeBronToChicago.com has recently cropped up. And then there's New York's most famous gentleman's club, Scores, doing their part to recruit the King.

Courting The King

Via @BigLeagueStew on Twitter comes this link, which calls out the worst lede paragraph to a sports story in a long, long time.

Scully Sullied

Mets first baseman Ike Davismade a spectacular game-winning catch against the Nationals last night and was rewarded by getting groped.

Someone Likes Ike A Lot

Ike Davis

A high school pole vaulting coach recently had a member of the opposing team disqualified from an event because she... wait for it... wait for it... was wearing a friendship bracelet.

Worst Person Of The Day

Anyone interested in an NBA All-Star?

Craigslist Item Of The Day

Check out the story of a 22-year-old who deceived everyone into thinking he was 16 so he could play high school basketball. (Thanks to Rudy, of Midland, Texas, for the link.)

Danny Almonte Has Nothing On This Guy

Who says a person needs to pedal and steer in order for a bike to go in the right direction? (Thanks to Nick L., of Huston, Md., for the link, which comes via Buzzfeed.com)

Bike Ride Video Of The Day

Did this maniac get lucky or is this the work of some editing? (Thanks to Eric Wilson, of Annapolis, Md., for the link.)

Real Or Fake Video Of The Day