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The man above is Montana Tech football coach Bob Green, who retired this week after 24 years on the job. Several readers have asked that I acknowledge this by sharing Green's unique way with words ("That's a double-edged sword, ya know. It's kinda like watching your mother-in-law go off a cliff in a Cadillac. You got mixed feelings" and "I got a short memory. Just like when I was in the third grade. Two of the best years of my life.") You can see more of Green via this video compilation and this video compilation.
A True Wordsmith
Baseball season may be over, but Ben, of Bowie, Md., has unearthed this clip of former Royals catcher John Buck hitting White Sox infielder Gordon Beckham in a delicate place, which caused Chicago announcer Ken "Hawk" Harrelson to act like it was the funniest thing he's ever seen.
Groin Hit = Always Good For A Laugh
It was 25 years ago today that Lawrence Taylor ended Joe Theismann's career with one of the most famous sacks in league history.
On This Date In History...
Last night's episode of Modern Family was outstanding from start to finish, mainly because Manny was front and center for all 30 minutes, and because Sofia Vergara was, well, Sofia Vergara. (Here's one memorable scene.) So I had no choice but to reward Vergara with today's LLOD honors.
Lovely Lady Of The Day
Sofia Vergara :: Jason LaVeris/Getty Images
Rockets analyst Clyde Drexlerthinks that the Bulls guard Kyle Korver looks like "that guy, what's his name, the one that's married to Demi Moore." ... Suns forward Channing Frye doesn't look happy to be wearing a Snuggie. ... Chris Bosh wants Heat coach Erik Spoelstra to understand that the players just want to chill.
In today's A.M. Hot Clicks, I linked to a story about Apple not offering Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive issue featuring Minka Kelly in their app store. The fine folks at Esquire e-mailed me to let me know that Apple changed their stance late yesterday and now you can download all the Minka you want.
Follow-Up No. 1
Also in today's A.M. Hot Clicks was a link to a screen grab that said an NHL player was penalized for "too much man." Turns out that was an old picture, which was was part of this Funny or Die gallery of the 17 greatest sports freeze-frames ever. (Warning: Link contains strong language/images.)
Follow-Up No. 2
If you are a beer pong player, you'll want this table.
Product Of The Day
NYU's Glee Club does a fantastic acapella rendition of Antoine Dodson's Bed Intruder Song.
Music Video Of The Day