Hot Clicks: Teairra Mari; Shaquille O'Neal's funny retirement press conference

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Last week, SI.com posted this gallery of sports fans and their tattoos. That prompted a reader to send this e-mail. "Hello, Jimmy. My name is John P, Henry and I'm from Camp Hill, Pa. Attached is my Payne Stewart tattoo that I got on 2/10/2006. He was my favorite golfer and the reason I started playing 20 years ago."

A Real Payne

Courtesy John P. Henry

Shaquille O'Neal got his retirement press conference started today by taking a playful shot at the dysfunctional Knicks. And that was only the beginning of the fun.

Still Making Us Laugh

Tim Tebow appeared on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart Thursday night. The highlight comes at the 2:10 mark.

Tim Talks

Cao, of Tampa, says, "You should check out Teairra Mari from the movie Lottery Ticket for LLOD." I did, and she gets today's LLOD honors.

Lovely Lady Of The Day

Teairra Mari :: Jason LaVeris/Getty Images

We all know about Wilt Chamberlain's reputation with the ladies. So it's not shocking that ESPN anchor John Buccigross would slip up while referencing the "The Big Dipper."

Freudian Slip Of The Day

Indians reliever Chris Perezfound a big Spice Girls fan. ... New York Jets tight end Dustin Kelleris not a fan of Spirit Airlines. ... Saints defensive back Darren Sharperhas dead fish. ... Orioles pitcher Jeremy Guthriewent to see the Backstreet Boys and New Kids on the Block in Rockefeller Center this morning.

Today On Twitter...

Colin, of Houston, says, "Wow, and you thought the Snuggie was inspired. Check out the Ostrich."

Dumb Product Of The Day

Brandon Gates, of Highlands Ranch, Col., says, "Jimmy, with the college baseball regionals starting this weekend, Texas being a No. 7 seed, Hot Clicks featuringAugie Garrido earlier this year for his tirade and South Park highlighting NCAA sports last week (featured in Hot Clicks), I feel this little gem of a Augie Garrido and Mr. Mackey Mashup would be a great way to kick off the best part of every college baseball season to Hot Clicks Nation. Here is the link (warning contains strong language, may be NSFW)." Yes, the language is definitely NSFW, but you have to love Garrido.

Shaquille O'Neal Video Of The Day

Here's the latest installment of This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.

Jimmy Kimmel Video Of The Day