If brevity is the soul of wit, what more humorous way is there to recap a summer of college hoops happenings than a Twitter-themed state of the CBB union? Forget those annual previews already coming out. It's football season and no one has time for all those words, especially when they'll be outdated the instant UConn shoehorns three more top-five recruits onto its roster.
Yet, Midnight Madness is just a month away, with an exciting slate of guarantee games starting a few weeks after that, so you can't just ignore the sport right now if you're a fan. A lot has happened. From annual events like the coaching carousel and the yearly NCAA rule book struggles, to transfers, incoming freshmen, and the best returning batch of talent in years, there's much to talk about.
We're just going to do it quickly,
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Without further ado, here's how things look heading into preseason training at some of the most interesting teams from around the nation:
K could pass Knight in style: Win 903 could come at Cameron Square Garden vs. Mich. St. Will Austin's power and 3 Plumlees = contender?
Couldn't score w/
Still laughing about MD as a top-10 job? Wait till 2012-13 to see the dawn of what Turg, Hill and Ranson are quickly building. #DMVisripe
Cash/weather upgrades are nice, but what's Larranaga to do without supply of yachts, let alone big man Reggie Johnson?
Heels' frontcourt is loaded, but the O runs like butter thx to
26-win Bearcats return most of roster, same cruddy nonconf sked. Zzzzzz. See you in January. Pencil in soph G Sean Kilpatrick for big leap.
Avoid major sanctions, win natl title and power struggle w/ AD, fit 11 into 10-scholly box. Yeah, Calhoun is back. #scaryD #chancetorepeat
Hoyas' "What I did this summer" essay includes trip to China,
Not as confident as others that Kuric, Siva, nice parts/frosh = preseason hype. One road game (at Butler) b/f 12/31 at Rupp? Happy New Year!
TBW no more? Seems so. After S16, DJO and Co. should show it was no fluke. But as stathead coach Buzz knows, numbers sometimes lie.
Can sum-of-parts program cobble together another strong season after personnel losses, game-of-the-NCAAs L to Butler?
How brutal's the Beast? Its 14th-place team got a new coach, immediately landed two top-50 recruits for '12. #howtogetthingsDunn #andLedo
Last season was unexpected amuse-bouche before table set for this yr w/ killer frosh class. Stay healthy,
What's the scoop? Orange will contend if
Got sandbagged on Bucks last season. Not again. Not with
Darn you, Darius Morris. Beilein Magic was trending right on schedule and you bail 2 yrs early for a lockout? Talent still decent in AA.
Can someone step up at PG? Frontcourt looks solid and Valpo transfer Brandon Wood can play. Talent hasn't been the issue in EL.
Bet Jordan Taylor
Don't Mess With Texas Football (because it will turn us into Memphis)! Problem this yr: Best PG is Zags transfer Goodson, who's playing fb.
Figures when KU maaaaay be beatable, league is down. Taylor/Johnson/Robinson troika should be good for lots of Ws, NCAA loss to mid-major.
Tigers have good talent back, including all-Twitter First-Teamer
Young team w/ talent. Won't know if they're good before seeing The Rick Barnes Show, Horns Today and Ballin' With Bevo on Longhorn Network.
Who cares??! We're gonna be playin' SEC foobaw!! BTW, new coach Kennedy is good, reelin' in some talent.
'Lute Who?' J/k, but S. Miller has Cats purring. Parlayed D-Will into E8, now has prime frosh class to reestablish status. No mo' Momo, tho.
Lost in the Woods? Only halfcourt line, which is fixed. Not in frontcourt, where transfer Tony (and Olu Ashaolu) now lurks. #P12darkhorse
Apparent plan to offset annual NBA early entry departures: Morph into UNC's B-team. First the Wear twins (eligible this yr), now Drew II, too.
Huskies finished MBA; Isaiah Thomas became Mr. Irrelevant. Huskies shouldn't suffer same fate, especially if Shawn Kemp Jr. makes it reign.
Look, NCAA Committee! We scheduled some
Gators will be guard-heavy, which is OK if
Season-plus NCAA suspension? Brawl w/ teammate in public?
Return nucleus from solid, top-20ish team, become top five? Love Stallings, but nuh uh, at least till Jeffery Taylor brings it consistently.
Off two title games and w/ big class coming in '12, better get in swings this season. Brad and Co. still may bite, tho. It's the Butler Way.
Problem when you build expectations is people expect more. Can Zags ever take the next (big) step? Talent's there to make a run at it.
Same characters, more experience, new strength coach. Last yr, Memphis disappointed,
Replacing PG Dairese Gary will be tough, but Lobos have talent to make MWC title run. Can't bank on annual sweep of BYU anymore, tho.
Filling the massive shoes of John Chaney, Fran Dunphy is burnishing his own Philly legend. Owls just missed S16, could win league this yr.
Could lead nation in swag with two '90 title teamers on staff. One's Stacey Augmon. Other's
Remember all the things Mason did after its FF run in 2006? Yeah, me neither. Shaka tries to extend the magic w/o many of the magicians.
When X fans order chili, they ask for it "Tu way." Do-it-all