Rushin Index: Top Robinsons

Nate Robinson is ascendant, and not just because ascension is a job necessity when you're 5-foot-9 and playing in the NBA, where Robinson has memorably blocked
Rushin Index: Top Robinsons
Rushin Index: Top Robinsons /

With a spectacular 27-point performance in a playoff win over the defending champion Miami Heat, Chicago's Nate Robinson (left) is quickly moving up the list of all-time Robinsons.
With a spectacular 27-point performance in a playoff win over the defending champion Miami Heat, Chicago's Nate Robinson (left) is quickly moving up the list of all-time Robinsons :: NBAE/Getty Images/

Nate Robinson is ascendant, and not just because ascension is a job necessity when you're 5-foot-9 and playing in the NBA, where Robinson has memorably blocked the shots of Yao Ming and Shaquille O'Neal, to mention two men more than a foot taller than he is. In the last week, the Bulls guard has barfed into a trash can while leading Chicago to a Game 7 win over Brooklyn and taken 10 stitches in the mouth in his team's Game 1 win over Miami, leading us to wonder: Where does Robinson rank all-time among Robinsons, one of the most regal names in sports and entertainment?

20. Mister Robinson

Eddie Murphy's parody of Fred Rogers on Saturday Night Live started with the theme song to "Mr. Robinson's Neighborhood," sung in the same kooky cadence of Mr. Rogers' own: "I would like to move into your neighborhood some day/The problem is when I move in y'all move away."

19. Wilbert Robinson

The Hall of Famer was a catcher at the turn of the last century, then managed Brooklyn to its first two National League pennants, but Uncle Robbie remains best remembered for attempting to field a grapefruit dropped from an airplane during spring training.

18. Truck Robinson

The two-time NBA All-Star was a fearsome physical presence whose given name didn't quite do him justice. There's no shame in being knocked to the ground by a Truck, which is why few in the league ever called him "Leonard."

17. Will Robinson

No, not Will Robinson from the classic 1960s sci-fi series Lost in Space though that character did give us the timeless catchphrase "Danger, Will Robinson!" We refer, rather, to the Will Robinson who coached Spencer Haywood in high school in Detroit, then became the first African-American head coach in Division I college basketball history (at Illinois State in 1970) and spent the last 28 years of his career as a legendary Pistons scout, retiring at age 92 before passing away in 2008 at age 96. Somehow, somewhere along the way, Robinson was also a scout for the Detroit Lions.

16. Nate Robinson

And still ascending as the Bulls take on the Heat in Game 2 tonight.

15. Glen Robinson

At Purdue in 1994, The Big Dog was the first Boilermaker to be named national college player of the year since John Wooden, whose number (13) Robinson wore and whose trophy (the Wooden Award) Robinson won. He's now better known as the father of Michigan's Glenn (Trey) Robinson III, who puts us in mind of Thurston B. Howell III, who was shipwrecked on an island -- Gilligan's -- in the manner of ...

14. The Swiss Family Robinson

They were washed ashore en route to Australia and survived, evidently, by building an awesome tree house at Disneyland. Never mind that Robinson isn't a Swiss surname: The name in the novel was meant as a tribute to ...

13. Robinson Crusoe

The fictional British explorer was shipwrecked on the Island of Despair with a dog and two cats and -- eventually -- a wingman named Friday. And yet -- at least to anyone reading this list -- he is no longer the most famous person with that first name, having been well overshadowed by ...

12. Robinson Cano

Which accomplishment is more impressive: Playing nine superlative seasons at second base for the New York Yankees or leaving Scott Boras for Jay-Z?

11. Larry Robinson

The 6-4 defenseman won six Stanley Cups with the Canadiens (and another as coach of the Devils), earning Hall of Fame enshrinement and the nickname Big Bird.

10. Bill (Bojangles) Robinson

Orphaned in early childhood, Robinson became a film and stage who also co-founded the New York Black Yankees of the Negro Leagues. But he'll forever be known as the Father of Tapology, the Thomas Edison of Tap: "I knew a man Bojangles and he'd dance for you, in worn out shoes."

9. David Robinson

Three-time Olympian, two-time NBA champion, one-time league MVP, all-time good guy.

8. Smokey Robinson

The onetime Miracles frontman still has a voice as smooth and sweet as honey, contradicting his own mellifluous assertion that "A taste of honey is worse than none at all."

7. Mrs. Robinson

It's impossible to think of this pioneering cougar from The Graduate -- "Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce me"-- without also thinking of Joe DiMaggio. For that, we should thank Simon & Garfunkel. Coo-coo-ca-choo.

6. Brooks Robinson

Called The Human Vacuum Cleaner for hoovering any ball in the vicinity of third base, this vacuum did not suck, and that goes for the plate as well. Robinson drove in 118 runs in his MVP season of 1964.

5. Eddie Robinson

In an astonishing 56 years as the coach of Grambling, he won more Division I college football games than anyone in history, eclipsing another Eddie Robinson, actor Edward G. Robinson, renowned for playing gangsters on film in the '30s and '40s.

4. Sugar Ray Robinson

Frequently cited as "pound-for-pound" the greatest boxer of all time, the former Walker Smith Jr. lived for a time as a child on the same Detroit block as Joe Louis. When Smith tried to enter an AAU boxing tournament as a teen, he was told he required an AAU membership card. He fatefully borrowed one from a guy named -- what else? -- Ray Robinson.

3. Frank Robinson

His years on Oakland's McClymonds High basketball team -- alongside Bill Russell -- were mere prelude to 20 sublime years in the big leagues (where he was earned MVPs in both leagues, hit 586 home runs and finished 57 hits shy of 3,000), which were in turn prelude to him becoming major league baseball's first African-American manager.

2. Ray Charles Robinson

He was born in Albany, Ga., and Georgia remained on his mind -- and thus on ours -- as he went on to global stardom as a musical polymath, "the only true genius in the business," according to one who ought to know: Frank Sinatra. In the early days of Robinson's career, in the late 1940s, there was already in full bloom a famous figure in the popular culture named Ray Robinson (see the boxer, at No. 4). By the time this Ray Robinson became a household name, seated at a piano, he had trimmed his stage name to Ray Charles.

1. Jackie Robinson

Forty-one years after his death, with 42 in theaters, his influence is still everywhere: In the first name of the Yankees' second baseman, in the 42 on their closer's back, in the schools all across America -- from Brooklyn to Chicago to Long Beach -- named for a real American hero.

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Special Contributor, Sports Illustrated Steve Rushin was born in Elmhurst, Ill. on September 22, 1966 and raised in Bloomington, Minn. After graduating from Bloomington Kennedy High School in 1984 and Marquette University in 1988, Rushin joined the staff of Sports Illustrated. He is a Special Contributor to the magazine, for which he writes columns and features. In 25 years at SI, he has filed stories from Greenland, India, Indonesia, Antarctica, the Arctic Circle and other farflung locales, as well as the usual locales to which sportswriters are routinely posted. His first novel, The Pint Man, was published by Doubleday in 2010. The Los Angeles Times called the book "Engaging, clever and often wipe-your-eyes funny." His next book, a work of nonfiction, The 34-Ton Bat, will be published by Little, Brown in 2013. Rushin gave the commencement address at Marquette in 2007 and was awarded an honorary Doctor of Letters for "his unique gift of documenting the human condition through his writing." In 2006 he was named the National Sportswriter of the Year by the National Sportswriters and Sportscasters Association. A collection of his sports and travel writing—The Caddie Was a Reindeer—was published by Grove Atlantic in 2005 and was a semifinalist for the Thurber Prize for American Humor. The Denver Post suggested, "If you don't end up dropping The Caddie Was a Reindeerduring fits of uncontrollable merriment, it is likely you need immediate medical attention." A four-time finalist for the National Magazine Award, Rushin has had his work anthologized in The Best American Sports Writing, The Best American Travel Writing and The Best American Magazine Writing collections. His essays have appeared in Time magazine andThe New York Times. He also writes a weekly column for SI.com. His first book, Road Swing, published in 1998, was named one of the "Best Books of the Year" by Publishers Weekly and one of the "Top 100 Sports Books of All Time" by SI. He and his wife, Rebecca Lobo, have four children and live in Connecticut.