Wednesday February 27th, 2013

Adam Eaton is an outfielder with the Arizona Diamondbacks who made his major league debut as a September call-up last year, batting .259 with five RBI and a pair of home runs.

And two stolen bases. Which means he's on the fast track to history, right?

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Well, no, of course. Only Eaton's "pursuit" of Henderson's career stolen base record appears on the back of his rookie card in Topps' 2013 set.

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Boundless optimism or furtive trolling?

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