This is Why You'll Be Fat: Taco Bell Launches New Doritos Locos Tacos NBA Big Box

Taco Bell, the Official Quick Service Restaurant of the NBA, just rolled out a new round of tasty hoops-themed Big Boxes. The calorie crates will be available at more than 6,000 locations from today (hurry!) through July 3rd. There are six unique box designs and two different food combos: one includes a Beefy Crunch Burrito, Crunchwrap Supreme, Crunchy Taco, and a Medium Drink; the other will hasten heart disease with a Doritos Locos Taco Supreme (Cool Ranch or Nacho Cheese), Burrito Supreme, Crunchy Taco, Medium Drink. My local Taco Bell has them for $5.79 plus tax.

While we're on the subject, here's a little secret that will turbocharge your relationship with Taco Bell: If you ask nicely and pay a little extra, you can order a Doritos Locos Taco that is sheathed inside a Cheesy Gordita Crunch.