Yesterday, Ole Miss' gunner Marshall Henderson reached out on Twitter and offered his assistance to embattled and/or trolling former child star Amanda Bynes:
where is amanda bynes?!? i need to holla at her, help her get her shiz together hehe
— marshall henderson (@NativeFlash22) May 28, 2013
USA Today's FTW found this offer to be insincere:
Perhaps this isn’t the charitable work one might hope Henderson would get into during the offseason. Personally, I’d tell him that working with underprivileged kids would give him some perspective, get that me-first attitude in check, and show him that gracious winners are always more loved than those who gloat. Helping a troubled former child star get her “shiz” together? Probably doesn’t have the same effect.
Later that evening, Henderson responded with another proposal (since deleted, though cannily preserved by @jttrigga):
“@nativeflash22: Ummm the USA today can blow me ..... Biggest haters of them all!!" @millerinstinct
— Jimmy T (@jttrigga) May 29, 2013
His solicitation was acknowledged by the alleged despisers of considerable size, who politely declined:
@jamiemottram @usatodaysports Can I speak for all of us when I say that we'll pass?
— Lindsay Jones (@bylindsayhjones) May 29, 2013
And still Amanda Bynes waits for a hero. (H/T SportsGrid)