Stu White
Sunday May 25th, 2014

If you've always wanted to watch highlights of violent auto wrecks intercut with nightmarish footage of a man in a skin-tight leather suit dipping himself into a bathtub full of milk, well, today is the luckiest day of your life. (Also, you really need to work on finding better things to wish for.)

The following latex- and dairy-filled Indy 500 promo aired on ABC this morning, likely delighting a very small segment of the population while scaring the living daylights out the rest of us.

The only way that ad could have been any more upsetting is if the milk was skim. *Shudders* To further discuss the grossness of skim milk, follow me on Twitter.

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