Thursday December 4th, 2014

Everyone's favorite Bo Pelini parody account is doing its best to come to terms with the hiring of long-time Oregon State coach Mike Riley at Nebraska.

The only thing stopping @FauxPelini from moving on is finding out who Riley is.

Bo Pelini's firing puts @FauxPelini's future at risk

Once he found out who Riley was, he tried his best to be gracious, but it did not go well.

The fake former Cornhuskers coach has also promised to hand out some advice to his successor later today, which should be interesting.

Brendan Maloy

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