@FauxPelini is coming to terms with Nebraska hiring Mike Riley
Everyone's favorite Bo Pelini parody account is doing its best to come to terms with the hiring of long-time Oregon State coach Mike Riley at Nebraska.
The only thing stopping @FauxPelini from moving on is finding out who Riley is.
EXCELLENT HIRE, JUST ONE QUICK QUESTION WHO IS MIKE RILEY— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014
KNOCK KNOCK!— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014
MIKE RILEY WHO??
YEAH THAT'S WHAT I SAID TOO
Once he found out who Riley was, he tried his best to be gracious, but it did not go well.
IF I WERE BITTER I WOULD POINT OUT HE IS 19-26 IN CONFERENCE OVER THE PAST 5 YEARS BUT I'M NOT SO I WON'T— Fake Bo Pelini (@FauxPelini) December 4, 2014
The fake former Cornhuskers coach has also promised to hand out some advice to his successor later today, which should be interesting.
- Brendan Maloy