Ohio State quarterback Cardale Jones has a sweet new version of his iPhone, which has been customized with a "CJ" logo and his nickname, "12 Gauge."
It's not exactly breaking news, but considering the lack of football, we're freely admitting we're scratching here.
At least Jones has made the off-season somewhat more bearable, whether he's punking Twitter followers with "May Fools" jokes about him transferring to Akron, beating kids in video games or just continuing to throw footballs really, really far.
Also entertaining: the first reply to Jones' tweet is from an apparent Browns fan urging him to enter the NFL's supplemental draft so that he can return to Cleveland, his hometown. Yes, the reply is in all caps.
- Mike Fiammetta