The Yankees are finally selling comically oversized food
It’s taken a while but the Yankees are finally getting into the gimmicky food game.
Until now, the most interesting thing to eat at Yankee Stadium were the garlic fries. But the Yanks are dropping the tradition™ of boring ballpark food and introducing some items this season in the mold of our nation’s finest stunt foods.
Tape Measure Cheesesteak
Two years after the Rangers introduced The Boomstick, the Yankees are selling a two-foot cheesesteak. Only Babe Ruth could eat the whole thing.
The Barnyard Wedding
It’s a burger, topped with a fried chicken cutlet, topped with hash browns.
Who needs a double cheeseburger served between two grilled cheeses?
The Yankees caught some heat from fans on Wednesday when the Mets announced they were adding one of the city’s trendiest eateries to Citi Field. Hopefully this makes up for it.
- Dan Gartland