Dan Gartland
Wednesday September 14th, 2016

Tom Brady is a Psycho

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Tom Brady, the guy Andy hopes to eventually leave his wife for, has surprisingly strong feelings about strawberries and whether or not he should eat them.

The Good News is She's Not Dead

This guy’s wife went missing in Italy in July. He thought she was dead, but it turns out she just moved to New York without telling him. She says he was abusive, so I don’t even feel bad for him.

I Have No Idea Why These Exist

Some company is selling all sort of merchandise with several sports logos just stacked on top of each other. Each one looks more terrible than the last

Rosie Robinson: P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day

Rosie Robinson says she also trades stocks in addition to hawking protein supplements on Twitter and Instagram. She doesn’t look like any of the traders down here at our offices in the Financial District. (Click here for the full-size gallery.) 

This Can’t Be Real, Can It?

Apparently Bills fans can get spray painted red Thursday.

Look Who's On Twitter Now...

...and not erroneously quoting Abe Lincoln.

Oi, He's Right Chuffed

A.I. is a Legend

Odds & Ends

The new movie about Captain Sully has a truly ridiculous ending. ... The ACC pulled all its neutral-site championships out of North Carolina due to the state’s discriminatory HB2 law. ...The top four visually impaired runners in the Paralympic 1,500m had times that would have won gold at the Olympics this year. ... This 4-year-old will make you feel bad about your golf game​. ... An Alabama PA announcer who said national anthem protesters should be shot has resigned. ... Chris Bosh says he’ll play this year. ... This is a pretty great interview with Mike Tyson about Muhammad Ali and pro wrestling

Look at this Dumb Panda

Canada's 1984 Election Was Great

More Elaborate Than Nomar

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