Dan Gartland
Tuesday November 1st, 2016

Movies Are Safer

Ronda Rousey isn’t retiring just yet but she has the end of her career in her sights

Ray Allen Finally Makes it Official

Ray Allen hasn’t played in two years but he finally made his retirement official with a letter in The Players’ Tribune. The clutch three he hit for the Heat against the Spurs in 2013 will probably be his one signature moment, even though he’ll be remembered more for his time with the Celtics

If you thought Ray was already retired, you’re not alone. 

I Don’t Believe This

According to a Japanese newspaper, a woman in Tokyo farted during a surgery, sparking a fire from a laser that burned “much of her body.” I’m not a scientist, but that seems improbable. 

Alexandria Morgan: P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day

Alexandria Morgan, who was in recently for an SI Swim casting call, is from the Midwest and likes playing the ukulele. She is not the Alex Morgan who plays for the U.S. women’s national team. (Click here for the full-size gallery.) 

This Actually Makes Sense

Ohio State’s former AD said he’s more proud of the school’s fencing national championship than its football title.

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Is This Bad?

No One Drinks Like Aussies

Odds & Ends

The White Sox put a giant metaphor on the side of their stadium. ... Run the Jewels just announced a new tour but I’m still waiting on the third album. ... I strongly endorse the theory that Matt Harvey is oblivious to the plot of The Dark Knight. ... Eagles receiver Josh Huff got popped for speeding with weed and a gun in his car. ... The peach emoji doesn’t look like a butt anymore. ... All the Browns have to do to win the Super Bowl next season is follow these 10 simple steps. ... LeBron’s Halloween party trolled the Warriors even harder than I realized

What is This? A Survival Kit for Ants?

Quite the Fright

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