Watch a Nationals Vendor Pour Beer Faster Than You Ever Thought Possible

Thursday August 15th, 2013


"Robovender's" mesmerizing efficiency is matched only by his subtle showmanship: Stuffing his hand with a distracting wad of cash, sawing off two can tops simultaneously with one incredible contraption, and pouring a pair of beers in under a second without even a trace of foamy head. The performance makes it worth tolerating the video's vertical camera angle and fratty commentary.


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