Craig Biggio Will Rescue You from a Tornado, Play in Your Band, Kill Zombies
OK, allegedly. The above tongue-in-cheek PSA highlights Craig Biggio's long list of baseball-related Hall of Fame credentials by imagining the few things former Astro could possibly do to improve his candidacy. Among them: protecting children, killing zombies, and stopping robberies without even being present.
For his part, however, Murray Chass believes Biggio's zombie-killing exploits were PED-fueled.