Craig Biggio Will Rescue You from a Tornado, Play in Your Band, Kill Zombies

Thursday January 2nd, 2014


OK, allegedly. The above tongue-in-cheek PSA highlights Craig Biggio's long list of baseball-related Hall of Fame credentials by imagining the few things former Astro could possibly do to improve his candidacy. Among them: protecting children, killing zombies, and stopping robberies without even being present.

For his part, however, Murray Chass believes Biggio's zombie-killing exploits were PED-fueled.


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