Comedian Jordan Peele Highlights the Best Names of National Signing Day

Jordan Peele, one half of Key & Peele, the geniuses behind the East vs. West sketch, has taken to Twitter to highlight some of the stranger names of the high school seniors signing with college programs today. While none of them are quite Mergatroid Skittle, here is a selection of some of the best.
TE for Indiana named Jordan Fuchs.
— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) February 5, 2014
OT for Purdue named Bearooz Yacoobi.
— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) February 5, 2014
CB for Missouri named Finis Stribling IV.
— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) February 5, 2014
Safety for West Virginia named Dae'Juan Funderburk.
— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) February 5, 2014
DE for Eastern Michigan named Lion King Conway.
— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) February 5, 2014
CB for Western Kentucky named Wonderful Terry.
— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) February 5, 2014
OK, maybe they are better than Mergatroid Skittle.
The real names are getting way too good. No more East West Bowl. That's it. Done.
— Jordan Peele (@JordanPeele) February 5, 2014

Brendan Maloy covers odd minor league promotions, athletes' Instagram accounts and others sports adjacent ephemera.