The Marlins are Offering Opening Day Tickets for $13 on Groupon
Believe it or not, people aren't lined up around the block for Miami Marlins tickets. The situation's so bad, in fact, the Marlins have put a deal up on popular discount site Groupon offering Opening Day seats -- PLUS a voucher for another future tickets -- for just $13 a pop.
The Marlins have a history of Groupon deals, including last year's Opening Day tickets, which went for $45. But this year Marlins fans can pay even less to sit in the seats they paid to build and watch the terrible team the Jeffrey Loria barely paid to build.