In the great tradition of the internet, Twitter users have plenty of mean things to say about English Premier League's Arsenal FC. In response, Arsenal players made this video. They're not the first celebrities to respond to mean tweets; that territory is well-covered by Jimmy Kimmel. This video differs by putting these fan theories to the test -- does milk really turn quicker than Per Mertesacker? Can Podolski hit a barn door? Can a grandmother take a better penalty than Mikel Arteta? Time to find out.
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