A German amateur soccer coach takes one of the most dramatic dives ever recorded after being lightly shoved by the opposing coach, and it may be the most enjoyable thing in the history of YouTube.
Look at the faux-panic that comes over his face as he pretends to be unable to breathe because someone made light contact with his shoulder.
And check out the pure disgust of the opposing player as the German Rob Ford falls to his knees in an effort to draw a red card. Can managers even get red cards?
The whole thing is probably the finest 21 seconds of acting of 2014 and should just be handed all available Oscars immediately. Sorry Dwyane Wade.