Luis Suarez has a 'biting' attribute in newest Football Manager update

Wednesday July 16th, 2014

The newest update of popular soccer simulator Football Manager has moved Uruguay striker Luis Suarez from Liverpool to Barcelona, and also given him a new category in his attributes: Biting.

via Metro UK

Suarez is of course a 20/20 in the skill, as he hopefully does not plan on improving from his current chomping form when he returns from his four-month ban for the chunk he tried to take out of Italy's Giorgio Chiellini.

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Whether the new ratings are for real or just a clever photoshop remain to be seen, but if you are trying to make a realistic video game, it would be an oversight to leave Suarez's cannibalism out of it.


-Brendan Maloy

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