76ers rookie Joel Embiid is wooing Rihanna over Twitter

Joel Embiid is running away with the "NBA's Best Tweeter" title, and he is not looking back.
After using the social media platform to try and get LeBron James to join him on the Philadelphia 76ers, Embiid made a brief run at Kim Kardashian, but has now set his sights on Rihanna, with equally hilarious results.
BREAKING NEWS: Moving on from kk to Rihanna
— Joel Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 22, 2014
Hey baby holla at me!! Dinner at giorgios at 930pm @rihanna????
— Joel Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 22, 2014
More:Embiid’s reaction“You know in life, you need to experience new things and I just thought that I should shift my attention to a new girl
— Joel Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 22, 2014
SOURCES: Rihanna is considering JOEL EMBIID’s offer
— Joel Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 22, 2014
After making his initial offer, Embiid then began to live tweet his preparation for the date that was definitely not going to happen.
RENDEZ VOUS tonight ( that’s actually French words) I bet she will love it when I speak french. They all do actually
— Joel Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 22, 2014
Fresh cut..... Getting ready for dinner http://t.co/NNIfKyZQzx
— Joel Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 23, 2014
Almost 930...... Tonight is gonna fun pic.twitter.com/UoSB7AbRbf
— Joel Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 23, 2014
Embiid closed the night out by quoting some of his favorite Rihanna song, before giving some quick updates on the meetup.
Come here, rude boy, boy; can you get it up?Come here rude boy, boy; is you big enough?Take it, take it baby, baby
— Joel Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 23, 2014
Take it, take it; love me
Pause the movie✌✌
— Joel Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 23, 2014
This server has no chill. All I want is a shirley temple
— Joel Embiid (@JoelEmbiid) July 23, 2014
Sounds like it went pretty well for an imaginary date.
-Brendan Maloy
