John Rocker is giving you the chance to drink with John Rocker

Former Atlanta Braves pitcher and notedscumbag John Rocker is in Cooperstown this weekend to sell his book Scars and Stitches and a t-shirt that says "Speak English (according to his website, the Speak English campaign is to "encourage people to promote and support the sustainment of the American heritage and the American culture").

Rocker is also raffling off tickets to spend a night drinking with the legend himself, because what more would you want in this world?

Godspeed to the winners.

[Deadspin]