Mickey Rourke wins boxing match as opponent takes a dive
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Actor and occasional boxer Mickey Rourke made his return to the ring on Friday at the age of 62.
Rourke fought Elliot Seymour, a 29-year-old from California with a 1-9 professional record. Seymour did not appear to be particularly invested in winning the match.
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The bout was supposed to go five rounds but didn't even go two. Rourke knocked his opponent down twice with a few soft punches and the referee put a stop to the farce.
- Dan Gartland