Former NFL defensive tackle Anthony "Spice" Adams has transitioned seamlessly into a post-playing career as a Vine and YouTube star.
In his latest video, Adams stars as a rollerskating Santa Claus who makes it abundantly clear he won't come down your chimney unless you've got something to offer him. He's cool with the traditional chocolate chip cookies, but what he really wants is some Chipotle.
He's even cocky enough to specify exactly what he wants you to order him and ask for guacamole, which costs extra. Get Santa Spice a burrito bowl or you'll get nothing but coal.
- Dan Gartland