Michael Bennett was the star of Super Bowl Media Day
While everyone was busy making a stink about Marshawn Lynch's non-answers at Super Bowl Media Day, teammate Michael Bennett was giving a performance for the ages.
Everything that came out of Bennett's mouth was delightfully absurd, but we'll try to distill it all here anyway.
Me: What is it that will make Dan Quinn a good head coach?— Chris Wesseling (@ChrisWesseling) January 27, 2015
Michael Bennett: Because he likes to drop his lower extrementies in big games.
On Tom Brady: "I compare him to Captain America," he said. "I think about Aaron Rodgers, he's like Chris Evans before he got the HGH injection in Captain America. But before he was super smart and was still witty and stuff. That's how I see Tom Brady."
Seahawks DE Michael Bennett on his beard: "Moses had one, Genghis Khan had one, Jesus had one...it was long too."— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) January 27, 2015
On the possibility of beating Tom Brady and Peyton Manning in consecutive Super Bowls: "Yeah, it's like Madonna annnnnnnnnd Marilyn Monroe."
Regardless of who your favorite team is, you have to be rooting for Bennett to get back to the Super Bowl next year, just so he can get another unfiltered hour at the podium.
- Dan Gartland