Michael Bennett was the star of Super Bowl Media Day

While everyone was busy making a stink about Marshawn Lynch's non-answers at Super Bowl Media Day, teammate Michael Bennett was giving a performance for the

While everyone was busy making a stink about Marshawn Lynch's non-answers at Super Bowl Media Day, teammate Michael Bennett was giving a performance for the ages. 

Everything that came out of Bennett's mouth was delightfully absurd, but we'll try to distill it all here anyway. 

Michael Bennett, the best quote in the NFL, just said he's the 2nd most handsome guy in the world, after Denzel pic.twitter.com/Bd6Vd2okZ4

— Dave Birkett (@davebirkett) January 27, 2015

#FanMediaDay Q from @DeezyVibes to Michael Bennett: Best Michael ever: Jackson, Jordan or Tyson? https://t.co/GCnGTfRuSj

— NFL (@NFL) January 27, 2015

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Me: What is it that will make Dan Quinn a good head coach?

Michael Bennett: Because he likes to drop his lower extrementies in big games.

— Chris Wesseling (@ChrisWesseling) January 27, 2015

On Tom Brady: "I compare him to Captain America," he said. "I think about Aaron Rodgers, he's like Chris Evans before he got the HGH injection in Captain America. But before he was super smart and was still witty and stuff. That's how I see Tom Brady."

Seahawks DE Michael Bennett on his beard: "Moses had one, Genghis Khan had one, Jesus had one...it was long too."

— Darren Rovell (@darrenrovell) January 27, 2015

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#Seahawks Bennett, on music choice: "I don't listen to Katy Perry. She doesn't do it for me. I'm more Beyoncé."

— Jack Magruder (@JackMagruder) January 27, 2015

#Seahawks Bennett on ticket distribution criteria:" Did you pick me up as a kid?Do you know my favorite food? Did you give me Xmas present."

— Jack Magruder (@JackMagruder) January 27, 2015

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On the possibility of beating Tom Brady and Peyton Manning in consecutive Super Bowls: "Yeah, it's like Madonna annnnnnnnnd Marilyn Monroe."

#Seahawks Bennett:"I have a cowboy hat on because my dream is to ride a horse at the Super Bowl."Said left bike at one of Paul Allen's homes

— Jack Magruder (@JackMagruder) January 27, 2015

Regardless of who your favorite team is, you have to be rooting for Bennett to get back to the Super Bowl next year, just so he can get another unfiltered hour at the podium.

- Dan Gartland