Now that you've had a few days to process the bench-clearing brawl between the Royals and White Sox, it's time to take a look at the above gallery of the most notorious fights in baseball history (click here for full-size gallery), leading with that time Juan Marichalused his bat as a weapon during a 1965 Giants-Dodgers brawl.
Your New Rubik's Cube King
Congrats to Collin Burns of Doylestown, Pa., who broke the world record for fastest time restoring a 3x3x3 Rubik's Cube, solving it in just 5.25 seconds. Burns officially becomes the second-best citizen of Doylestown. Number one is Samatha Hoopes, of course.
Move over, Paul Pierce. My new favorite Kansas alumni is 89-year-old Bryan Sperry, who scored during the school's annual flag football game for lettermen. It's one of the best videos I've seen all year.
P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day
Bobby from San Antonio wrote it to request I make British model Lucy Mecklenburgh LLOD. She earns today's honors (click here for full-size gallery).
Johnny Bad Tipper
It's been nearly two weeks since I mentioned Johnny Manziel in Hot Clicks, a streak that is now over with this tidbit that he didn't leave a tip while dining at an Ohio golf club. Or maybe he left a cash tip. Who knows?
NBA Player Mashups
Mandatory.com has its annual player mashups piece, which is a must-read for no other reason than this Rocky/Drago = Zaza Pachulia combo.
Happy Babe Ruth Day
Shout Out to Fritos!
Twenty Years Ago
A Love Letter From V. Stiviano to Donald Sterling
Anthony Rizzo Avoids Disaster
Odds & Ends
I don't post lacrosse content very often but this caught my eye ... Bruce Jenner Wheaties boxes are a hot item on eBay ... Jordan Spieth is on the Mavs bandwagon after receiving a jersey from Mark Cuban ... Selfie sticks have been officially banned from Wimbledon ... Still not sure howJohn Wall got away with this travel ... Bartolo Colon could really help the Jets this season ... Bridge is now considered an actual sport because the brain is a muscle ... Charles Barkley thinks J.R. Smith deserves a 10-game suspension for his cheap shot on Jae Crowder ... Vote for the 2015 sports media awards ... Brook Lopez has some concerns about time travel.
Calgary Philharmonic Salutes the Flames
Calgary officially has Flames fever.
Shawn Michaels Loves His Spurs
The Spurs had Shawn Michaels host their pre-game hype video before Sunday's matchup with the Clippers. It's also an excuse to post this 2009 video of Michaels superkicking the Charlotte Bobcats mascot. (H/T Uproxx)
Chihuahua Video of the Day
Bonnie does not like eating alone. (H/T Huff Post)
Sultans of Swing
Dire Straits performs its hit at an April 1996 concert in London.
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