Roger Goodell random NFL punishment generator

Tuesday July 28th, 2015

NFL commissioner Roger Goodell has been far from consistent in handing out punishments to players and league personnel since taking over from Paul Tagliabue in 2006. An entire season for PacMan Jones in 2007? Two games for Ndamukong Suh for unnecessary roughness? Upholding a four-game for Tom Brady for his role in Deflategate?

Interested in finding out how Goodell might punish you for breaking the rules? Click on the "Hand Down Judgment" button and enter a crime, and scroll down below the image to see what fate the commissioner has in store for you.

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