Denver Broncos will attempt to break fake mustache record

Sunday November 29th, 2015

The matchup between the Denver Broncos and New England Patriots just got a little hairier.

The Broncos are attempting to break the Guinness World Record for most fake mustaches worn at once, Boston Globe writer Michael Whitmer revealed in a tweet. Fans will be instructed to wear the fake mustache all at once during the two-minute warning in the first half.

Quite frankly, this is a weak world record. Back in my day, you had to grow a real mustache before you could even think of calling Guinness. You think a team with the fake mustache record has ever won the Super Bowl?

If I’m a Broncos fan, I don’t wear my fake mustache. This a grown man’s game. If you can’t grow your own hair above the lip, you don’t deserve a record. Save the shenanigans for training camp.

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