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The Denver Broncos will attempt to break the record for most fake mustaches worn at once. 

By SI Wire
November 29, 2015

The matchup between the Denver Broncos and New England Patriots just got a little hairier.

The Broncos are attempting to break the Guinness World Record for most fake mustaches worn at once, Boston Globe writer Michael Whitmer revealed in a tweet. Fans will be instructed to wear the fake mustache all at once during the two-minute warning in the first half.

Quite frankly, this is a weak world record. Back in my day, you had to grow a real mustache before you could even think of calling Guinness. You think a team with the fake mustache record has ever won the Super Bowl?

If I’m a Broncos fan, I don’t wear my fake mustache. This a grown man’s game. If you can’t grow your own hair above the lip, you don’t deserve a record. Save the shenanigans for training camp.

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