Does Jose Canseco want to flood the entire state of Michigan?
Jose Canseco is a simple man with a simple New Year’s resolution.
(It must be hard counting to five using that surgically reattached finger.)
Yeah, man. Sure, whatever. That’s a pretty good plan for the New Year. Just one question, though: What do you have against Michigan? Look what’s right in the middle of the Great Lakes.
Maybe it’s because his OPS against the Tigers was 49 points lower than it was for his career.
- Dan Gartland