Does Jose Canseco want to flood the entire state of Michigan?

Jose Canseco has a simple New Year’s resolution.

Jose Canseco is a simple man with a simple New Year’s resolution.

(It must be hard counting to five using that surgically reattached finger.)

Yeah, man. Sure, whatever. That’s a pretty good plan for the New Year. Just one question, though: What do you have against Michigan? Look what’s right in the middle of the Great Lakes.

• Jose Canseco would like to help design your robot​

Maybe it’s because his OPS against the Tigers was 49 points lower than it was for his career. 

- Dan Gartland