Two kids apparently built this dabbing Cam Newton snowman in honor of their favorite quarterback.
Do you want to build a snowman?
Can’t believe I just wrote that. Two kids in Harrisburg, Pa. apparently built this dabbing Cam Newton snowman in honor of their favorite quarterback. It’s pretty great, even though the dab arguably died like three weeks ago. Gotta respect the technique and whatever these children used to color in the snow.
Look at the creativity. And that dab. Let’s freeze it and send it to the Super Bowl. Let’s build a snow-Manning, too. Let’s see if snow-Cam will sing Creed songs to his teammates at spontaneous moments.
I am almost 99% sure that somebody somewhere is going to find something to be mad about. Look at Newton’s sheer hubris. What a selfish snowman. Why would he make a show of his celebration knowing that he and his teammates will melt in a matter of days at best. This snowman is way too hip-hop. What does this say about our culture. Our youth. What.
- Jeremy Woo