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Reports are in from the Miami Heat playoff camp, and it appears we have a name crisis.

By Extra Mustard
April 22, 2016

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Reports are in from the Miami Heat playoff camp, and it appears we have a name crisis.

Goran Dragic — not his brother, Zoran Dragic, mind you — has apparently been dubbed Gordon, unknowingly, by a teammate.

A mystery teammate, thanks to Heat beat reporter Jason Lieser of the Palm Beach Post.

Who is the culprit?

Here are the odds Extra Mustard has set.

1,000,000/1: Goran Dragic. Self-explanatory.

100,000/1: Chris Bosh. Not traveling with the team.

200/1: Dwyane Wade. Takes classes at Harvard.

100/1: Udonis HaslemToo old to care anymore.

75/1: Amar’e Stoudemire. They were teammates back in Phoenix.

75/1: Gerald Green. ​Also teammates in Phoenix.

50/1: Josh Richardson. He seems to be good at everything right now.

30/1: Justise Winslow. Also has an unconventionally spelled first name.

25/1: Joe Johnson. New in town.

12/1: Luol Deng. Gordon is a common name in England.

10/1: Josh McRoberts. Gordon is a common name at Duke.

8/1: Tyler Johnson. Honestly, we just forgot he was on the roster.

​15/2: Hassan Whiteside. 2K only shows the last names on-court.

5/1: Briante Weber. He was just on the Grizzlies and those guys definitely didn’t know each other’s names.

2/1: Dorell Wright. Just came back from playing ball in China, plus, there is nobody named Goran in China.

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