Thursday's A.M. Hot Clicks: Elouise Morris; DeMar DeRozan Still Hates SI

Thursday December 8th, 2016

Get Over It!

Before the season began, SI ranked the 100 best players in the NBA. We do this type of ranking every once in a while (here are the 101 greatest wrestlers and 50 greatest tag-teams of all time). It always does good traffic (just being honest) and gives readers something to argue with their friends about. But it's subjective and not meant to be taken that seriously. DeMar DeRozan missed that memo. He has complained about his ranking (No. 46 ) again and again and again. He appeared on TSN's SportsCentre Wednesday night and had more to say about his ranking. Can someone just give him a big Robin Williams hug and let him know it'll be all right.

Larry Bird's Birthday Surprise

Larry Bird turned 60 Wednesday and we celebrated with his 60 best photos of all time. The Indiana State basketball teams was also inspired. The Sycamores beat No. 15 Butler for their first victory over a ranked opponent since 2006. 

The Best TV Show That Never Happened

Kevin Garnett, age 36, goes back to college. Who doesn't watch this?

Elouise Morris: Lovely Lady of the Day

Elouise Morris is both the hottest and only Elouise I've encountered. She's today's LLOD (click for full-size gallery). 

Now This is Talent

Congrats to Annton Puonti, who won Finland's version of America's Got Talent by hand farting.

100 Most Unfortunate Names of All Time 

Call me immature but I could never be a patient of Dr. James B. Grossweiner.

Hot Tub Roller Coaster of the Day

If you're visiting Japan, you'll want to swing by Beppu City.

Steve Smith Channels Yoda

Odds & Ends

I don't want to keep making fun of the Jets but they make it so easy ... This is the best flag football catch you'll see all year ... Doris Burke doesn't understand the Drake thing either ... The biggest party schools of 2016 ... The two most attention-hungry people in the world need more attention ... Think Cheetos quesadillas are gross? Check out these flavors ... Five images that will instantly make you feel calm.

Sports Style Update

LeBron Fails at Something

The Official Ruling

Star Spangled Banner (on harmonica)

Carpool Karaoke With Madonna

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