Thursday’s Hot Clicks: Grizzlies Fan Asks Girlfriend to ‘Grit N Grind With Me Forever and Ever’

The Grit N Grind era is dead, but not to this couple
The last decade or so of Grizzlies basketball has become defined by the motto “Grit N Grind,” (not a sex thing, shockingly) embodied by scrappy guys like Tony Allen and Zach Randolph. But that era is over, with Mike Conley the only player remaining from the Memphis team that made the conference semifinals in 2015.
Grit N Grind lives on in the hearts of the fans, though, as evidenced by this couple who professed their love using that very phrase during last night’s Griz game in Atlanta.
Stadium proposals are always tacky, so kudos to this guy for embracing the tackiness. It’s obviously awkward to have your life’s most intimate moments play out in front of the 18,729 people who came out to see two of the worst teams in the NBA and have the whole thing narrated by an overly excited woman with a microphone, so why not go all-out with the catchphrase?
Hey, there’s a race going on here
The Tirreno-Adriatico in central Italy needs to do a better job of advertising, because pedestrians kept getting in the way of yesterday’s stage.
First it was this guy walking right into the path of the race and causing a rough crash.
Not a good start for @BORAhansgrohe 😖 pic.twitter.com/fnKmpIRvax
— FloBikes (@flobikes) March 13, 2019
And then a woman and her dog nearly got obliterated by the peloton.
Another close one in Tirreno-Adriatico, this time 🐩 and Mitchelton-Scott pic.twitter.com/v83X6TWVFa
— the Inner Ring (@inrng) March 13, 2019
The best of SI
Kyler Murray killed it at his pro day, as expected. ... We’re trying something new with how we present advanced stats in baseball stories. ... Who knew Willie Cauley-Stein was such an art aficionado?
Around the sports world
Lamar Jackson filmed himself driving 105 mph without his seatbelt on. ... Astros manager A.J. Hinch had a funny reason for leaving George Springer in for five plate appearances in a spring training game.
Kim Jones shares a different side of Odell Beckham
A personal note on the Odell Beckham Jr I know. Wishing @obj much success with the #Browns. @nflnetwork pic.twitter.com/nmmh4elbGJ
— Kim Jones (@KimJonesSports) March 13, 2019
Nebraska’s coach absolutely ate it
"SAFE!" @CoachMiles takes a tumble running off the floor after Nebraska basketball's Big Ten tournament win over Rutgers. Full post game reaction tonight on @Channel8ABC! For now, WATCH: pic.twitter.com/NOABVQes4A
— Jared Koller (@JaredKCTV5) March 14, 2019
His explanation? “I’m old.”
Tim Miles: “I’m old. I’m old.” pic.twitter.com/57EhTavLmk
— Adam Rittenberg (@ESPNRittenberg) March 14, 2019
Four-year-old sings the national anthem
Messi put these guys on skates
Lionel Messi delivers the dagger. Barcelona's two-goal lead is restored at Camp Nou
— SI Soccer (@si_soccer) March 13, 2019
(via @brlive) https://t.co/I8DnTpI8Ge
The Friar is attempting to ascend to a higher plane
Worst penalty ever, no exaggeration
❌PENALTY MISS!
— Matched Betting Lad (@Matchedbetlad) March 13, 2019
🙊Bersant Celina fluffs his lines in spectacular style. pic.twitter.com/vTiveUBOAb
Extremely weird take from Da Coach
Coach Ditka supports Robert Kraft getting a handjob
— Eddie (@EddieBarstool) March 13, 2019
(via WLS 890) pic.twitter.com/QHJU4lViNr
Blunt? Mile high?
How a blunt film session sparked our offensive resurgence Tuesday night. #MileHighBasketball https://t.co/Le7t9DqVtI
— Denver Nuggets (@nuggets) March 13, 2019
Thor looks like he works in a coffee shop
Noah Syndergaard had a great day: 5.2 shutout innings, 5 K, 2 H, 2 BB, 1 ponytail pic.twitter.com/sIfLf9EYBh
— SNY (@SNYtv) March 13, 2019
Not sports
Here’s how modern cops interview suspects. ... A Vermont town elected a goat mayor, which crapped on the floor minutes after being sworn in. ... A man in New York swam into a frozen lake to save two dogs. ... An Australian man was confronted by a man with a bow and arrow, raised his phone to take a picture and it ended up stopping the arrow.
Got ’em
Talk about a close call
A Toronto-area tow truck driver says he's lucky to be alive after a small plane slammed across a road and just missed him. pic.twitter.com/lX4TtzHCVf
— CBC (@CBC) March 13, 2019
Look who made up!
The happy couple gracing the Hungarian government’s campaign advertising its new family policy is already famous on the internet...and not for being madly in love. pic.twitter.com/wBljm6eiF7
— Valerie Hopkins (@VALERIEinNYT) March 13, 2019
How they made beer in the 18th century
If you’ve ever been to New York, you know this guy’s face
A good song
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