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Jets Get Brutally Mocked for Stunningly Inept Offense

Also in Traina Thoughts: Security guard vs. fan; what a difference a week makes for Paul Allen; Chiefs player breaks his television and more.

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1.Ā Even in a season when they are decent, the Jets are still good for some LOLJets moments.

When youā€™ve historically been a complete embarrassment as a franchise, it takes a lot to provide moments that can stun fans, but that happened Sunday when the Jetsā€™ offense put up TWO YARDS of offense in the second half against the Patriots. TWO.

Head coach Robert Saleh didnā€™t try to sugarcoat anything after his teamā€™s 10ā€“3 loss, calling his offense ā€œdog s---.ā€

It wasnā€™t like the Jets did anything in the first half, either. It was a horrific offensive performance from beginning to end. And there are plenty of stats to show just how pathetic it was.

The reason the Jets couldnā€™t move the ball is because quarterback Zach Wilson isnā€™t a good quarterback. Some of his throws Sunday were high comedy.

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Itā€™s good to know we can still count on the Jets to give us a laugh.

2. From the ā€œlife comes at youā€ fast department: Last week, Vikings radio play-by-play guy Paul Allen went viral for the video of his calling Minnesotaā€™s shocking win at Buffalo.

Yesterday, the Vikings got completely destroyed by the Cowboys, 40ā€“3, and Allen has some issues.

3. I donā€™t know whatā€™s more impressive: The tackle from the security guard or the way the dope who ran on the field got right back up after the vicious hit.

4. Chiefs wideout Mecole Hardman missed his teamā€™s game Sunday night against the Chargers because of an injury, so he had to watch on TV. When it looked like Kansas City might end up losing, Hardman took out his frustration on his television.

5. Steph Curryā€™s ā€œNight Nightā€ celebration is criminally underrated.

6. If you listened to last the latest SI Media Podcast with Joe Buck, you heard the Monday Night Football broadcaster reveal he was in a movie called Stuckeyā€™s Last Stand when he was a kid. One of my excellent Twitter followers found the clip, and Buck confirmed to me that the kid running to first base in this scene is indeed him.

7. Speaking of the SI Media Podcast, this weekā€™s show will drop Tuesday instead of Thursday, and the guest is Foxā€™s lead NFL play-by-play announcer Kevin Burkhardt.

Recent guests on the SI Media Podcast have included:

ā€¢ Joe BuckĀ 
ā€¢ Kevin ClarkĀ 
ā€¢ Jim NantzĀ 
ā€¢ Chris ā€œMad Dogā€ Russo
ā€¢ Dan Le BatardĀ 

If you missed any of those interviews, check them out and subscribe to the SI Media Podcast.

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You can also watch theĀ SI Media PodcastĀ on YouTube.

8. RANDOM VIDEO OF THE DAY: Happy 56th Birthday to Troy Aikman.

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Be sure toĀ catch up on past editions of Traina ThoughtsĀ and check out theĀ Sports Illustrated Media PodcastĀ hosted by Jimmy Traina onĀ Apple,Ā SpotifyĀ orĀ Google. You can also follow Jimmy onĀ Twitter,Ā InstagramĀ andĀ TikTok.

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JIMMY TRAINA

Jimmy Traina is a staff writer and podcast host for Sports Illustrated. A 20-year veteran in the industry, heā€™s been covering the sports media landscape for seven years and writes a daily column, Traina Thoughts. Traina has hosted the Sports Illustrated Media Podcast since 2018, a show known for interviews with some of the most important and powerful people in sports media. He also was the creator and writer of SIā€™s Hot Clicks feature from 2007 to '13.

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