Best Names of the 2019 NFL Draft

Every year there are some great names of Draft-eligible players. And every year we compile a list of some of our favorites. So to not buck tradition, here are the best names of the 2019 Draft!

20. Demarcus Christmas DT, FSU
Who wouldn't want a jersey of their favorite team with Christmas on the back?

19. Sam Mustipher C, Notre Dame
Pretty sure Mustipher was the name of the planet where Anakin Skywalker became Darth Vader.

18. Evan Butts TE, Virginia
If your last name is Butts, you will always be on this list.

17. Matt Sokol TE, Michigan St.
Because if you say it fast enough, it sounds like Skol Hole.

16. Sheldrick Redwine S, Miami
I'll take your finest bottle.

15. Gardner Minshew QB, Washington St.
Sounds like the name of a wise English detective. Or the local pedophile.

14. Easton Stick QB, North Dakota St.
This is what I use when I play boot hockey.

13. Hjalte Froholdt G, Arkansas
This is also the name of the hobbit who threw the one ring back in the fiery hell from which it was forged.

12. Soso Jamabo RB, UCLA
Is he good? No, he's just so so.

11. Porter Gustin LB, USC
Sounds like the last beer I got at the brewery.

10. Freedom Akinmoladun DE, Nebraska
Freedom isn't free, it's Akinmoladun.

9. Bunchy Stallings G, Kentucky
His name is Bunchy, that's why.

8. Olive Sagapolu DT, Wisconsin
Sagapolu! Is what Onebar yelled the last time he tried an olive.

7. Nate Herbig G, Stanford
My nephew picked up a chick on Tinder, and when I saw her, I said, "Wow! Her big!"

6. Nik Needham CB, UTEP
Hello, my name is Nik, and I need ham.

5. Brock Ruble OT, Toledo
Barney's long lost son.

4. Squally Canada RB, BYU
Got to look out for these when fishing on Lake of the Woods.

3. Clifton Duck CB, Appalachian ST.
Quack. How did this guy not play for Oregon?

2. Shy Tuttle DT, Tennessee
They make the worst pets.

1. Hamp Cheevers CB, Boston College
Sounds like a 1930s porn star.

HONORABLE MENTIONS: Greedy Williams CB, LSU, Kingsley Keke DT, Texas A&M, Beau Benzschawel G, Wisconsin, Andrew Van Ginkel LB, Wisconsin