That’s a good way to get salmonella.
Former Manchester United fullback Patrice Evra loves Thanksgiving. How much? Enough to post a video on Instagram where he performs what can only be described as sexual acts with a raw turkey.
Evra frequently posts videos on his Instagram page that he tags with “#ilovethisgame” but Wednesday’s pre-Thanksgiving edition took an unusual turn.
Yes, that’s Evra carressing, kissing and spanking a raw turkey to the tune of “Slow Motion (Remix)” by Kirko Bangz. It’s a bad idea for any number of reasons, not the least of which is that getting raw turkey in your mouth is a good way to contract salmonella poisoning. Here’s hoping Evra doesn’t end up spending his Thanksgiving vomiting.