Wednesday October 28th, 2015

Adrian Peterson ended up on the injury report last week with an illness, you may remember. Initial reports suggested he swallowed chewing tobacco during a turbulent plane ride but he said later that he ate some shrimp. Bad shrimp? No, it turns out Peterson shouldn’t be eating any shrimp whatsoever because he is allergic to seafood. 

The Sacramento Kings bought a robot?

What an exceptionally dumb idea. Perhaps the Vikings should stop stocking their plane with shellfish, lest Jerick McKinnon start shoveling it into Peterson’s face. 

- Dan Gartland

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