Sports Fans Already Getting Weird
Would you rather watch a child eat an entire watermelon or see two unicorns celebrate a touchdown with a passionate embrace? Luckily you do not have to choose in 2016, as Tiffany Oshinsky has both in the above Mustard Minute.
NFL's Black Monday
Jim Tomsula, Mike Pettine, Dan Campbell and Tom Coughlin have already joined Ken Whisenhunt, Joe Philbin and Chip Kelly as this season’s coach casualties. Kelly and Mike Shanahan are interested in heading to the 49ers. Meanwhile, Extra Mustard has come up with better landing spots for each of the coaches.
There is nothing more satisfying than ranking things, and SI has you covered on that front. Check out the latest NBA list with the Bulls and Clippers on the rise. The NFL Playoff Power Rankings put the Panthers on top for the postseason.
P.M. Lovely Lady
Singer/actress Selena Gomez is your Monday afternoon Lovely Lady. She used to date Justin Bieber, but she would prefer not to talk about that, if you don‘t mind. (Click here for the full-size gallery)
Tennis is Back
Crime Does Not Pay
A Starbucks employee stole a customer‘s credit card info and used it at a grocery store. She got caught and was later chewed out by the victim on camera in a NSFW rant. The barista does seem really sorry though.
The Zamboni Will Be Jealous
Dan Haren Dropping Truth Bombs
Sometimes when the count was 3-1, I would just throw it down the middle and hope for the best. People pop up in batting practice right— dan haren (@ithrow88) January 4, 2016
I had to take Imodium most days I pitched to plug myself up. 💩— dan haren (@ithrow88) January 4, 2016
My only superstition was to make sure I had 2 glasses of wine the night before I pitched. This ties in with the Imodium,— dan haren (@ithrow88) January 4, 2016
This is the Worst Place to Bring a Cat
No one is sure where the cat came from but several theories have emerged.
Odds & Ends
Kirk Cousins fans are unsure of his first name ... Johnny Manziel wants to be a Cowboy ... Celtics may play a game at Fenway, which is insane ... Your guide to Jordans in 2016 ... Suns owner thinks Millennials are bad ... Thad Matta with a timely videobomb ... Eli Manning thinks he failed Tom Coughlin ... There are four new periodic elements ... Laurie Anderson is good, but concerts for dogs are dumb ... Chicken with pizza on it.
Look at This
Be Careful, Cam
Your team needs you for the playoffs, buddy.
Roy Hibbert: Dunking and Dabbing
A Good Use of Science
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