Happy Birthday, Dan Marino!
Dan Marino, the G.O.A.T., turned 55 Thursday. I will never forget eating an aggressively average meal at his restaurant in Coral Springs, Fla., or that time he almost worked for the Dolphins and then quit. Marino is the best quarterback ever (see gallery below/click here for full-size version) and I don’t care what any of you say. At least he’s never been involved in multiple cheating scandals.
Andy Benoit of The MMQB shows us that Rob Gronkowski is more than muscle—he’s a football mastermind.
The NCAA is Still Trash
UCLA quarterback Josh Rosen is like every other college sophomore in history, but he has a fairly good take on how bad the NCAA is.
Kaitlynn Anderson: P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day
Chance The Campaigner
Lil Chano From 79th is registering voters while he’s on tour.
The One Time Disney Ruined Something
Seemingly the entire state of Louisiana fought back when Disney posted this gross recipe for a “healthy” gumbo. Disney removed the recipe after the outcry. Good job, internet.
Mark Morrison at the Apple Store
Apple Clerk: "Can I help?"— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) September 15, 2016
Mark Morrison: RETURN OF THE MAC
"Is it broken?"
"There's no need to sh–
"Look, I'm try–
Happens all the Time
Criminal psychologist: I'd like to show you some gifs— ''Steve'' (@extranapkins) September 4, 2016
Me: That's... me when fam trying to start drama
Psychologist: This is singer Beyoncé.
For My Bird Owners
oh no why did I bring my bird to see sully— Eli Terry (@EliTerry) September 13, 2016
Odds & Ends
You can stream Thursday Night Football right here on SI.com ... The full Top 100 Players in the NBA list has been revealed ... You can’t get an iPhone 7 Plus tomorrow ... After the NFL comes weed, Hollywood and fantasy football ... All of Drake’s guests on the Summer Sixteen tour, ranked ... From the New York Post: Beauty kills herself after sex tape goes viral ... 17 questions you’ve always wanted to ask your airline pilot.
This is Incredible
"Juice," DJ Esco ft. Future
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