From a sample size of one start, we can conclude that Matt McGloin wins football games. The undrafted Raiders rookie quarterback appeared capable and poised in last week's 28-23 conquest of the 2-8 Houston Texans. The road to multiple Lombardi trophies and Canton has begun.
Consequently, a Redditor has passed along these Photoshops he made of McGloin assuming cultural, historical, and biblical significance. In the gallery below, see the former Penn State quarterback giving the Gettysburg Address, parting the Red Sea, crossing Abbey Road, and knocking out Sonny Liston: