Giancarlo Stanton's disregard for Kit Kat etiquette has enraged the Internet

Kit Kats are delicious candy bars, helpfully segmented for easy sharing and cleaner consumption. Miami Marlins outfielder Giancarlo Stanton has no respect for the careful design created by English confectioner Rowntree's.
Stanton's teammate Dee Gordon posted a photo to Twitter Monday afternoon in which Stanton is eating a Kit Kat like some kind of barbarian. It is upsetting.
Stanton usually reserves this sort of blatant disrespect for baseballs, which he routinely blasts into other dimensions. And he's going to make $325 million over the next 13 years, so he can do whatever he wants.
But Internet users would not let Stanton's crime go unnoticed.
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@Giancarlo818 you need to start respecting the rules sir. pic.twitter.com/IvkUAphhJv
— Dee Strange-Gordon (@FlashGJr) June 1, 2015
I'm actually kinda offended that Giancarlo Stanton eats Kit Kat bars like that. Does he snickers like a typewriter/cob of corn eating, too?
— Dan Szymborski (@DSzymborski) June 1, 2015
Speaking of sweets this act is suspension worthy http://t.co/H16KflVj7y
— Michael Smith (@michaelsmith) June 1, 2015
I saw a kid in Target once eating a kit Kat like Giancarlo Stanton. I think I tweeted about how much it bothered me.
— Glen Diesel (@GlenDiesel) June 1, 2015
Giancarlo Stanton eats Kit Kats like a monster: http://t.co/LwT2V2m9EX pic.twitter.com/kzNO81PHQS
— Deadspin (@Deadspin) June 1, 2015
Giancarlo Stanton Should Be Banned From Baseball for the Way He Eats Kit Kat Bars. http://t.co/jzw2xYGNh0 pic.twitter.com/yJAOcNgtbN
— VICE Sports (@VICESports) June 1, 2015
The kit kat thing is weird, but the strangest part of that Stanton photo is that he keeps the arm rests up
— There Mom, I changed my username (@momichangedname) June 1, 2015
