Why is Russell Wilson such a dweeb?

By Dan Gartland
July 27, 2016

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I want to root for Russell Wilson. I really do. He’s an under-sized third-round pick who plays an exciting brand of football. The only problem is that Russell Wilson is terribly, hopelessly lame

Here’s a new poster Russ’s charitable foundation is selling.

Why? 

This is what the poster for Russ’s Disney Original Movie would look like. He looks like a bubblegum version of Rambo. This is something J.J. Watt would do.

Couldn’t Marshawn Lynch have taught Russ how to not be such a dweeb?

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