Jim Harbaugh’s weird tweet about dust is much better if you read it as a poem
Jim Harbaugh tweeted something weird about dust. It would be much better as a poem.

Here’s a weird thing Jim Harbaugh just tweeted.
What happened to dust in baseball? A puff of dust sliding into a base? Dust baked to a sweaty uniform? I miss dust! pic.twitter.com/gieryiR5x7
— Coach Harbaugh (@CoachJim4UM) July 29, 2016
Trying to get inside Harbaugh’s mind is a dangerous proposition, but maybe he meant this to be a poem?
It reads much better in verse.
What happened to dust
in baseball? A puff of dust
sliding into a base? Dust baked
to a sweaty uniform?
I miss dust!
Now just imagine Harbaugh snapping his fingers as he recites it.
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DAN GARTLAND
Dan Gartland writes Sports Illustrated’s flagship daily newsletter, SI:AM, and is the host of the “Stadium Wonders” video series. He joined the SI staff in 2014, having previously been published on Deadspin and Slate. Gartland, a graduate of Fordham University, is a former Sports Jeopardy! champion (Season 1, Episode 5).