Tuesday’s P.M. Hot Clicks: Hope Beel; Patriots celebrate their fifth title
They’re Not Tired of Parades Yet?
Even though the Patriots parade started at 11 a.m., players were going heavy on the booze. Chris Long went with Natty Light (is he calling Matty Ice Matty Light?) and Rob Ninkovich dumped vodka right into his mouth. Gronk chugged a beer and spiked it, of course, and got a custom WWE belt. Tom Brady didn’t catch any adult beverages, just a pass. His kid dabbed, though.
This is Horrifying
Doctors in India found a cockroach living inside a woman’s skull. (There’s a video, if you’re really sick.)
Nick Saban Must Really Be a Jerk, Huh?
Steve Sarkisian just bolted from Alabama to become the offensive coordinator with the Falcons. SB Nation reports that Sark and Saban started having disagreements about “system philosophy” almost immediately after the season ended.
Hope Beel: P.M. Lovely Lady of the Day
Hot Clicks Giveaway
Working out is important, but recovering correctly after a long workout is just as crucial. With that in mind, let me tell you about the VYPER, a foam roller that uses pressure and vibration to improve overall fitness performance. It’s the perfect gift for the guy who loves to get a little physical—and maintain flexibility and range of motion. As luck would have it, Andy has three VYPERs to give away. He’ll send to the 100th, 200th and 300th person to email him (firstname.lastname@example.org) the amount of money the Cheeto Harambe is going for on eBay. The answer was in A.M. Clicks. Please make the subject line VYPER.
Florida Southern’s Gonna Win Like 85 Games This Year
Pontius Pilate is the Original Roger Goodell
Is... Is There a Truck Buried There?
Odds & Ends
An indoor football team is letting our readers pick its mascot’s name. ... One Falcons fan buried his jersey because he decided it was too cursed. ... These two guys say they were able to sneak into the Super Bowl. ... This idiotic game show answer honestly made me laugh out loud. ... Barack Obama’s retirement is going just fine. Here he is kitesurfing with Richard Branson. ... This story about the Mets pitcher who literally couldn’t swing is a ton of fun.
Breanna Stewart Goes to China
I always thought it was interesting how American players adjust to playing overseas. This documentary series from Cycle take a look at that.
New Chance the Rapper Video
This Isn’t Normal
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