No one wants to see that
This is Jay Cutler's butt. His wife Kristin Cavalleri posted the photo to her Instagram account. I added a "no" sticker to spare you the full moon but you get the point. Enjoy the rest of your day.
Anonymous scouts analyze all 30 MLB teams
The fastest canine balloon popper in the world
Lovely Lady of the Day
When you look like Emily Rose Maddison Marsh, it's okay to have several names. She is today's LLOD (click for full-size gallery).
Jail Blazers greatest hits
Once upon a time, the Portland Trail Blazers were not the greatest citizens in the world. There were players smuggling pot onto airplanes, underground dog fights and shattered eye sockets. Uproxx has collected all these incidents into one story and it's a must-read.
History of March Madness "Where's Waldo? covers
Hot Clicks Giveaway
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I guess this is a thing
Odds & ends
Donald Trump’s old Stephen Strasburg tweets could make Opening Day a little awkward ... The Rams made Sean McVay the youngest NFL head coach. Here's what his new house looks like ... Did Bill Belichick fly across the country and not change his clothes? ... I can't believe Huma Abedein is giving Anthony Weiner another shot .. This five-year-old girl really knows her flags ... The Fresh Prince of Bel Air cast reunited (with the second version of Aunt Viv) ... Good news for Billy Eichner fans.
Brock Osweiler is afraid of a fake snake
Brackets for Good
Movies and the historical clips that inspired them
Happy Birthday, Vince Vaughn
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