Steve Souza’s questionable defense, a new kind of Boston Marathon and much, much more in Saturday’s Hot Clicks.
What was he thinking?
I’ve watched this clip of Steve Souza dozens of times and I still can’t make heads or tails of it. Is he joking? Did he think he really had a chance at the ball? Did he just trip?
This is like something out of a movie
If you thought the case of the stolen $35,000 obstacle course was interesting, this even crazier. Four guys robbed a Brooklyn jewelry store by disguising themselves as construction workers and made off with $750,000 worth of cash and jewels.
Rough day for this guy
A 19-year-old in Nebraska drove through some wet concrete and might have to pay $10,000 to fix it.
Lovely Lady of the Day
The Lovely Lady of the Day is also the Cheerleader of the Week: Marshe from the Saints. Today I learned that the Saints’ cheerleaders are called the Saintsations. (Click here for the full-size gallery.)
You may have noticed that the headline says “Saturday” and not “Weekend.” That’s because we’re bringing you a double dose of Clicks this holiday weekend. Be sure to check back tomorrow for Andrew Doughty’s Sunday Clicks.
This sounds monotonous
The Red Sox are holding a marathon later this season inside the stadium. It’ll take 112 laps around the warning track.
I’m gonna need more info here
This is real
Odds & Ends
This solution to airplane overhead bins is so simple I can’t believe no one’s thought of it before. ... I’m still crying laughing over this guy deciding between elite soccer and a career in porn. ... This is an interesting piece on how hard it is to recognize someone is drowning. ... A good new meme. ... David Lynch’s breakdown is a must read for any Twin Peaks fans out there.
Remember The Professor?
That guy from the AND1 Mixtape Tour still has it.
A good song
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