Jay Cutler's first night in the Dolphins' team hotel was apparently a massively disorienting experience.
When we last left human sigh Jay Cutler, he was inking a one-year deal to take over as the Dolphins' new quarterback and looking like someone had told him that one of his kids had just flushed his wallet down the toilet. Cutler spent his press conference telling reporters that it wouldn't take him long to get back into game shape despite a long offseason of getting ready for retirement and broadcasting, though it seemingly might take a little longer for his brain to catch up. To wit:
Jay Cutler says he woke up this morning Iin team hotel and didn't know where he was initially.— Armando Salguero (@ArmandoSalguero) August 8, 2017
My assumption, based on the faces that he makes, has long been that Cutler routinely wakes up not really knowing where he is. It's good to see reality matching my imagination. Though Cutler's day apparently only went downhill from the moment he woke up.
Jay Cutler Day 2 on the weather in Miami: "Is this hot? Or is this normal?"— Conor Orr (@ConorOrr) August 8, 2017
Jay, I've got some bad news for you, buddy.