Thursday's Hot Clicks: Bad News, Ladies—Johnny Manziel Is Officially Off the Market

Let's call him Johnny Marriage.

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Johnny Manziel gets hitched

Let's call him Johnny Marriage. The controversial Heisman Award winner got married to girlfriend Bre Tiesi in a private ceremony in California. Since the couple got engaged in March 2017, Manziel has seemingly gotten his life back on track while hoping for another shot in the NFL. Tiesi celebrated by lying on a Miami beach in a thong bikini.

The 10 best sports documentaries you've never heard of

SI has a brand new documentary We Town, about the best starting five in high school basketball history, and you can watch it now only on SI TV. In honor of that, we took a chance to explore some other docs—from competitive cup stacking the The Iron Sheik, here are the 10 best documentaries you might not know about.

The best NFL players who spent their career on bad teams

In honor of Joe Thomas, who announced his retirement yesterday,and his years of misery in Cleveland.

Rachel Rogers is my new favorite Australian model and should be yours too. She is today's LLOD (click for full-size gallery). 

Susan Sarandon won't stop grunting

I know the NHL is desperate to get some mainstream attention but maybe having a "celebrity superfan" do commentary isn't the best way of doing so. Case in point: Susan Sarandon, whose analysis during last night's Rangers-Penguins game seemed to infuriate fans.

More proof that people are super weird

There's an Instagram account about people's hands on the subway and it's growing at a rapid rate.

Helicopter dad alert

My daughters were pumped when I said they could go to Mexico for Spring Break... little did they know, I’m joining them #helicopterdad #springbreak2018 pic.twitter.com/U3AzSTDRDc

— Gene Chizik (@CoachGeneChizik) March 10, 2018

Tiger, kangaroos and Ernie Els

Speaking of Tiger

Fastest Average Club Head Speed on PGA TOUR this season:

MPH Age
Keith Mitchell 124.0 26
Tiger Woods 122.5 42
Rory McIlroy 122.4 28
Tony Finau 121.9 28
>>Tour average is 113.3 MPH pic.twitter.com/HjrvAA6auo

— ESPN Stats & Info (@ESPNStatsInfo) March 15, 2018

Priorities

No better time to sign a deal with @nyjets then waiting on some @ChickfilA
Photocred: Aiden McCown pic.twitter.com/fy6aNOgQpE

— Josh McCown (@JoshMcCown12) March 14, 2018

Odds & Ends

Barack Obama has made his tourney picks ... Every NFL team's worst free agent signing of the last 25 years ... UNC star Luke Maye is dating the daughter of Buccaneers coach Dirk Koetter ... The MLB Foodfest looks like a good time ... I'm guessing this Michigan football staffer won't have a job much longer ... I feel bad for David Wright at this point ...  MLB reprimanded the Yankees for Aaron Judge's recruitment of Manny Machado ... Celebs from all realms paid tribute to the late Stephen Hawking ... Kendall Jenner denied rumors that she's gay ... R.I.P. Toys 'R' Us ... Who needs a cover letter when you can create a catchy rap song?

LeBron doesn't age

four years later lebron brings the windmill back around. pic.twitter.com/kpmfsM6JI7

— alex medina (@mrmedina) March 14, 2018

Messi rules

Barcelona​ vs Chelsea turned into 'The Messi​ Show' REAL quick. 💯

Watch 90' in 90"👇 pic.twitter.com/v06cMSQLuJ

— FOX Soccer (@FOXSoccer) March 14, 2018

Herm Edwards dance party

Mood 😎

Football. Is. Back. pic.twitter.com/Ccmh1BVrhp

— Sun Devil Football (@ASUFootball) March 13, 2018

Pearl Jam debuts new protest song 

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